And I hope your life is filled with regrets
And I sincerely hope you get big and fat and get saggy breasts
I live simply to bask in your pain
I love it too when you cry, I celebrate because
I really hope he enjoys having sex with young boys
(That's why)

We should really remain friends
So when he crushes your world into tiny
Pieces I can stomp all over them

And I hope you catch a bad case of syphillus
And end up alone in an old folks home, crippled in your own piss
It's the little things I enjoy
I can't avoid smiling when you're all annoyed
I really hope he gets bombed and has sex with your mom
(Your mom)

We should really remain friends
So when he crushes your world into tiny
Pieces I can stomp all over them

And I only could wish for you the best
A sexually transmitted disease
and a kid with birth defects

We should really remain friends
We should really remain friends
And I hope he beats you black and blue
So I can stomp all over you